Ok, I'm an idiot and didn't save the battle...
BUT I REMEMBER HIS EXACT WORDS!
Me: Here' comes my star Player ^__^
Random Noobcake: Who, Sawsbuck??
Me: No, Nidorino
Random Noobcake: WTF why are you using a nidorino????
Me: Because he's good ¬__¬
Random Noobcake: Oh rely? He's NFE and probably NEU
Me: He is used - BY ME!
Random Noobcake: Well he probably sucks, he has like toxic and protect and crappy stuff XD
Me: Actually he has 400 base attack right from the start ¬__¬
Random Noobcake: No he doesnt! He's NFE!!!!!
Me: And NFE = crap?
Random Noobcake: look, just stop messing with me and use toxic already?
Me: I dont have toxic :L
Random Noobcake: Oh, well let me see this 'high' attack of yours then faggot...
Me: Okay... One - I'm not a faggot and Two...
(Kills his Tangela with Poison Jab)
Me: Your pokemon just got owned... FAGGOT
Random Noobcake: Hey! I'm not a faggot!
Me: Did we just use Skill Swap?? XD
Random Noobcake: No I just killed your Nidorino with Haunter!
(One-Shots his Haunter with Sucker Punch)
Me: Sorry, but... you didn't...
Random Noobcake: WTF??? HAX!!!
Me: Me being good at the game is not hax ¬__¬
(A LONG TIME OF APROXIMATELY [can't spell that :L] 4 MINUTES PASS OF US ARGUING ABOUT HOW GOOD NIDORINO IS)
Random Noobcake: Well Nidorino is crap, Nuff Said.
Me: You just can't back down can you?
Random Noobcake: He is though! N00B
Me: Tell me, what was your last pokemon?
Random Noobcake: Kadabra
Me: Kadabra is NFE and he's good, same with Haunter!
Random Noobcake: SHUT UP N00B!
Me: OK, Here are 2 things that 'N00B's do...
Me: One - They only use pokemon who are most used...
Random Noobcake: And...
Me: And Two - They waste their time arguing and realise that the timer is about to run out...
(Timer runs out and I win by Default and I close the window)
(He then pops up to me in the message box...)
Random Noobcake: OMG NOT FAIR!
Me: Your the one who didnt make a move ¬__¬
Random Noobcake: I would have won aswell!
Me: Sucker Punch would have koed :L
Random Noobcake: NOPE! you N00B!I have a focus sash!
Me: Then I would knock it down to 1hp, you 'might' ko Nidorino with your psychic or psyshock, Then if you didnt I would Sucker Punch and If you did, then my Linoone would come in and use Extremespeed, Then i would win. Sorry
Random Noobcake: (USES A INAPROPRIATE WORD)
(Random Noobcake Disconnects from the server)
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Easily my Battle of the Week XD